True Blood 5x01 thoughts

[sheikah]

Under the cut, but no real spoilers.



- how the fuck are you getting out of this shit Sam Merlotte?
- oh my fucking god, Eric's sister is hot
- oh my god Pam is a flawless creature I want to be her when I grow up
- fuck Sookie
- no really, I don't give a fuck about Sookie
- oh holy fucking shit The Authority has Meloni and Heyerdahl?! #mybodyisready
- oh holy shit Tara's a vampire
- UNF ALCIDE GET IN MY BED

Comments

[ravenrants]

LoooooL.

But yes, I think we all want a little Alcide in our beds.

[sheikah]

I almost apped him at TR, NGL. I WANT PAAAM.

[ravenrants]

I... Coulson's first. I'f I'm not overextended, I'll look at maybe apping Pam again.

[tempusfrangit]

COULSON AND PAM
and then I give you a cookie. :D

[ravenrants]

Don't get, like, hopes super up because Coulson might be my limit. At least until my temp plot's done.

[tempusfrangit]

I just wish if you did have Pam that I still had Monet for a complete and utter sarcastic bitch fest. It would be amazing.

But coulson yaaay and temp plot yaaay :)

[ravenrants]

Their eyes would roll so hard, they'd fall out of their heads... or they'd end up bff's - could go either way, really.

[tempusfrangit]

Just watched the episode: Pam is flawless, she should be Monet's BFF because really WALMART. SHE IS WEARING WALMART CLOTHES. XD
That is just like hell. HELL.

[tempusfrangit]

I am still waiting to watch it but JUST GIVE ME ALCIDE AND I WILL BE HAPPY.

I'm up to the fourth book on my reread, I'm just like the entire time going Sookie your life would be so much easier if you just went out with Alcide or Sam I'M JUST SAYING.

[tempusfrangit]

Finally watched it: AMAZING.
things to note:
-VINNIE FROM HOME AND AWAY YOU GREW UP HOT. PLEASE BE NAKED JASON LIKE ALL THE TIME.
-ALCIDE YOU ARE WEARING FAR TOO MANY CLOTHES TAKE EM OFF
-WHAT IS GOING ON TERRY WHAT IS GOING ON?
-MY BODY IS READY FOR THE AUTHORITY.
Seriously though can someone just you know off Bill now?

[sheikah]

You know, I actually like Bill now. He's much better now that he's not fucking Sookie.

[tempusfrangit]

was about to comment with nikola's journal then XD

I think, depending on how he's developed this season I might like him a little more. Plus, he does recycle. XD But seriously, I am just like done with Bill. I want more Alcide. Or you know more weres, more of that side to come into it.

OH I KNOW WHAT I LIKED SUPER CLEANER ERIC. Please come to my house Eric and clean it :D

[sheikah]

Haha Eric is just afraid of The Authority. The Authority is hot The Authority will fuck you up.

[summersdream]

I almost died laughing when Eric was like "all my siblings are awesome at sex." But zomg his sister is HOTTTT. I hope she doesn't die immediately. :(

ALCIDE IS THE BEST.

[sheikah]

ALCIDE IS MY FAVORITE. Why do I have no Alcide icons? And yeah, sister is hot. I imagine giant orgies with Godric all the time or something idk.