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Today at work, Jeff and I discussed what would be more awesome: a ninja on a unicorn or a pirate on a pegasus. The jury's still out. Things we also discovered today:
1. Unicorns are stealthy.
2. Their horns make nice storage devices for shuriken
3. Jeff is also stealthy and needs a cat bell/Metal Gear Solid alert noise to pop up whenever he does so he will STOP SCARING ME.
4. Scratch number one, unicorns are not stealthy, they just don't like the paparazzi.
5. I don't actually have a number five in relation to any of this and it's just mindless blabber.
And now, a year end meme from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ladynorbert:
1. Where did you begin 2008?
Um, I don't remember. I think I was asleep.
2. What was your status on Valentine's Day?
Single. Alone. Eating pizza.
3. Were you in school (anytime this year)?
Nope.
4. How did you earn your money?
I was a slave at the Gecko.
5. Did you have to go to the hospital?
Are you trying to be funny? Let's see. I went in April for a ruptured cyst and had a three day bender in July for a MRSA infection.
6. Did you have any encounters with the police?
Quite often. One of my neighbors is a cop.
7. Where did you go on holiday?
I went in May to St. Petersburg, FL for a week's vacation with my mom and went in July to Indiana to seemetaphoracle. I also visited avariegirl in February.
8. What did you purchase that was over $1000?
Nothing.
9. Did you know anybody who got married?
A handful of co-workers.
10. Did you meet anyone famous?
I had lunch with Warren Buffet since he owns my company. He's a nice guy.
11. Best book you read this year?
The A Song of Ice and Fire series.
12. Did you move anywhere?
From one apartment to another and I'm about to do it again.
13. What concerts did you go to?
None in 08.
14. Best purchase of the year?
Food count?
15. Are you registered to vote?
Yes.
16. Where do you live now?
In a pit of an apartment.
17. Describe your birthday.
I actually don't remember it to be honest with you. I believe I may have spent it alone and sober.
18. What's one thing you thought you'd never do but did in 2008?
Ummm...drive all the way to Tallahassee by myself?
19. What's something you learned about yourself?
That I really suck balls at a lot of things :(
20. Any new additions to your family?
Um. I don't think so.
21. What was your best month?
Um, none of them. I wasn't terribly happy in 2008.
22. What music will you remember 2008 by?
Coldplay Viva La Vida
23. Who has been your best drinking buddy?
I don't drink enough to have one. I don't particularly like the effect alcohol has on me.
24. Made new friends?
Yes, I did. Some good ones.
25. Favorite night out?
Going to see The Happening with Kelly. That movie was shit-tastic.
1. Unicorns are stealthy.
2. Their horns make nice storage devices for shuriken
3. Jeff is also stealthy and needs a cat bell/Metal Gear Solid alert noise to pop up whenever he does so he will STOP SCARING ME.
4. Scratch number one, unicorns are not stealthy, they just don't like the paparazzi.
5. I don't actually have a number five in relation to any of this and it's just mindless blabber.
And now, a year end meme from
ladynorbert:1. Where did you begin 2008?
Um, I don't remember. I think I was asleep.
2. What was your status on Valentine's Day?
Single. Alone. Eating pizza.
3. Were you in school (anytime this year)?
Nope.
4. How did you earn your money?
I was a slave at the Gecko.
5. Did you have to go to the hospital?
Are you trying to be funny? Let's see. I went in April for a ruptured cyst and had a three day bender in July for a MRSA infection.
6. Did you have any encounters with the police?
Quite often. One of my neighbors is a cop.
7. Where did you go on holiday?
I went in May to St. Petersburg, FL for a week's vacation with my mom and went in July to Indiana to see
metaphoracle. I also visited avariegirl in February.8. What did you purchase that was over $1000?
Nothing.
9. Did you know anybody who got married?
A handful of co-workers.
10. Did you meet anyone famous?
I had lunch with Warren Buffet since he owns my company. He's a nice guy.
11. Best book you read this year?
The A Song of Ice and Fire series.
12. Did you move anywhere?
From one apartment to another and I'm about to do it again.
13. What concerts did you go to?
None in 08.
14. Best purchase of the year?
Food count?
15. Are you registered to vote?
Yes.
16. Where do you live now?
In a pit of an apartment.
17. Describe your birthday.
I actually don't remember it to be honest with you. I believe I may have spent it alone and sober.
18. What's one thing you thought you'd never do but did in 2008?
Ummm...drive all the way to Tallahassee by myself?
19. What's something you learned about yourself?
That I really suck balls at a lot of things :(
20. Any new additions to your family?
Um. I don't think so.
21. What was your best month?
Um, none of them. I wasn't terribly happy in 2008.
22. What music will you remember 2008 by?
Coldplay Viva La Vida
23. Who has been your best drinking buddy?
I don't drink enough to have one. I don't particularly like the effect alcohol has on me.
24. Made new friends?
Yes, I did. Some good ones.
25. Favorite night out?
Going to see The Happening with Kelly. That movie was shit-tastic.