Hahah you are a cheat. Let's see.

One True Pairing Ship: Elizabeth/Norrington
Canon Ship: Jack/Boat
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Jack/Elizabeth
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Norrington/Beckett
"I dabble a little" Ship: ...gonna have to go with Norrington/Beckett there too.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Elizabeth/Will
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Tia Dalma/Davy Jones
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Elizabeth/Gillette (she apparently gets around the Royal Navy)
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Jack/Norrington